“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward
This is the funniest thing ive ever seen.
GEORGE BUSH AND TONY BLAIR SECRETLY COLLUDED TO INVADE IRAQ A YEAR BEFORE DOING SO
Jeb Bush should change his, “my brother kept us safe” routine to, “my brother lied about WMDs and helped create ISIS by knowingly starting a war-for-oil with Iraq, a country were none of the September 11th hijackers were from”
(see the documents and read the full DailyMail post by Glen Owen and William Lowther, here)
And we’re arresting them for war crimes….when?
If majors were assigned like they do in Harry potter
Man: “not a major where it’s hard to get a job, not a major where it’s hard to get a job, not a major where it’s hard to get a job”
Hat: “Philosophy major!”
Man: “aaagh!”


